The Every Occasion Card
Have a shitty motherfucking baby
Thanks for the shitty ass gift
Reasons why I love the “Work B**ch” music video
Sometimes I just need to start a little something too…
" Hey dog listen, I heard dude was talking shit. So I was like, MOP! No, dog listen, and then dude kept talking shit so I start wind millin his ass right…And then BAM I jumped on his ass! LOl he wasn’t ready! He wasn’t ready….you’re not listening to me are you.
"Britney doesn’t care about her fans"