Life finds a way.

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

workbitchs:

Reasons why I love the “Work B**ch” music video

dynastylnoire:

heygingergirl:

Sometimes I just need to start a little something too…

" Hey dog listen,  I heard dude was talking shit. So I was like, MOP! No, dog listen, and then dude kept talking shit so I start wind millin his ass right…And then BAM I jumped on his ass! LOl he wasn’t ready! He wasn’t ready….you’re not listening to me are you.

corporateaccount:

i think im going to fucking buy this

theswedishgal:

"Britney doesn’t care about her fans"

lezobey:

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