Life finds a way.
It’s a Topless Thursday kinda day!

It’s a Topless Thursday kinda day!

Myself.

Myself.

Merp

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!

Ask me things!

Homie

Ask me questions

I’m wasted

Meee!

Meee!

Horny

In the morning. Always…

OKAY FINE

Really though I feel like answering some really random shit. So nothing is off limits for the rest of the night.

That would be me in my Halloween costume working the DJ booth. Ahhh last night was swell.

That would be me in my Halloween costume working the DJ booth. Ahhh last night was swell.

Rashida Jones

Is hot….tis all.

Why…..

Are girls so sexy, and hot, and beautiful to me? Damnit.

My life

I’m working and of course a hot girl comes in and I’m instantly thinking about banging her. I’m such a fuckin idiot.

I’ve also decided

I’d like to hoist a beautiful women up against a wall and finger fuck her as she scratches my back until I bleed.