Life finds a way.
If I gain 100 followers by this time tomorrow

I will do something crazy like climb on top of McDonald’s naked. Or run with wild deer naked.! You know the usual!

Daily Conversation
Mom: "when are you going back to school"
Me: "if you let me put a stripper pole in my room I wouldn't have to worry about school"
Me drinking in the shower at 9am…no big deal.

Me drinking in the shower at 9am…no big deal.

yep…i happen to know that girl
crazy bitch huh??
i wish it wasnt me…lmao

yep…i happen to know that girl

crazy bitch huh??

i wish it wasnt me…lmao

Lady Boner

How would you explain a lady boner? People think I’m fucking crazy when I say it.

Me: “ohh god she’s hot LADY BONER!”

Person: “fuckin seriously”

Me: “yeah fuck you”

Come at me bro. This bitch wanted to fight.

Come at me bro. This bitch wanted to fight.

i do this all the time, except i dont get stuck lol 

i do this all the time, except i dont get stuck lol 

This is a bad SITUATION

I really have to pee, but I do not want to get up. I’m sure millions of you have this problem day by day. Tumblr is so fucking addicting…its a problem. I should just sit on the toilet with my laptop, or my blackberry. FUCK!!! or stop drinknig alcohol. haha! SUCKS TO BE ME RIGHT NOW!!! :)

I remember when people thought she was gay because of this…
Who the hell even came up with thinking the Purple Telletubby was Gay????

I remember when people thought she was gay because of this…

Who the hell even came up with thinking the Purple Telletubby was Gay????

Hello

Why the fuck can a picture of kraft mac and cheese get more reblogs and likes then a hot lesbian stripper…PREACH

This is my awesome hair.

This is my awesome hair.

Please tell me if this is a man or a woman?

Please tell me if this is a man or a woman?