I will do something crazy like climb on top of McDonald’s naked. Or run with wild deer naked.! You know the usual!

Me drinking in the shower at 9am…no big deal.

yep…i happen to know that girl

crazy bitch huh??

i wish it wasnt me…lmao

How would you explain a lady boner? People think I’m fucking crazy when I say it.

Me: “ohh god she’s hot LADY BONER!”

Person: “fuckin seriously”

Me: “yeah fuck you”

Come at me bro. This bitch wanted to fight.

i do this all the time, except i dont get stuck lol 

I really have to pee, but I do not want to get up. I’m sure millions of you have this problem day by day. Tumblr is so fucking addicting…its a problem. I should just sit on the toilet with my laptop, or my blackberry. FUCK!!! or stop drinknig alcohol. haha! SUCKS TO BE ME RIGHT NOW!!! :)

I remember when people thought she was gay because of this…

Who the hell even came up with thinking the Purple Telletubby was Gay????

Why the fuck can a picture of kraft mac and cheese get more reblogs and likes then a hot lesbian stripper…PREACH

This is my awesome hair.

Please tell me if this is a man or a woman?